Figaro's Revenge, or The Figgage of Mario, Aria, ed. Rayro

Terrible tuna fish
Uneaten chicken soup
Unwieldy kitchenware
Ill fated underpants
Goyishe matzoballs
Spoiled-rotten cabbages
This is my opera’s revenge!

Dastardly president
Perfectly unaware
Frostbitten crocodiles
Insanely mischievous
Mildewy veg’tables
Tuberous mistletoe
This is my opera’s revenge!

Two-legged popsicle
The scarlet pimpernel
Flea-bitten overalls
Half eaten fiddlesticks
Perfectly obvious
Ill-gotten moneybags
This is my opera’s revenge!

Little-known walruses
Cascading cannonballs
Lecherous teenager
Mummified pot-smoker
Pernicious pineapple
Liquefied meat grinder
This is my opera’s revenge!

Ill conceived bar mitzvah
Petrified carbuncle
Misogynous pedophile
Perfidy horrible
Putrefied liverwurst
Kiss of death finally
This is my opera’s revenge!